so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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