return my video game
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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