if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
so much tequila, so little girl.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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