I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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