i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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