love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
