hotel room ftw
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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