That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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