what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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