K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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