THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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