i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
