Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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