I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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