Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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