When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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