And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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