She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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