No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I am midnight drunk by noon
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
