i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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