I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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