Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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