Im at strip club and am horny
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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