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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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