she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
this just has baby written all over it
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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