We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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