Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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