It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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