Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Randomize