that's an acceptable place to lick
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
no you cant smoke seaweed
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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