Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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