so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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