? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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