How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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