there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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