why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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