i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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