Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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