Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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