Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
did i walk over a car last night?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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