This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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