But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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