ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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