You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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