what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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