whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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