Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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