Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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