We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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