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(561): View more from Florida

I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.

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(310): View more from California

can your parents tell?

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i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered

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(416): View more from Toronto

i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties

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(269): View more from Michigan

P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.

(252): View more from North Carolina

Psychosis secondary to sobriety???

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(513): View more from Ohio

Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!

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