How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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