I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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