Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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