Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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